Holiday t-shirt ideas for geordies?

Me and some girl pals are going to magaluf in the summer and we are wanting some tshirts printed! Its hard to find something different to put on them besides geordie lasses on tour! Old and done! So we need something new preferably keeping the geordie name in there somewhere! There were thoughts to just changing 'made in chelsea' and 'the only was is essex' to obviously newcastle but seems a bit drab any ideas?